First of all, I've never watched Jersey Shore. Not even a little piece of a little clip of the show. But the general impression I've formed about the show made me think it would fit this post well. Here's what confuses me. I know girls who channel Jersey Shore with all their might. You know. Pale lipstick, excessive eyeliner, trashy hair extensions, that disturbing orange hue, single line eyebrows. That kissy face. I wish I was
rude gutsy enough to snag some of their ten million pictures off Facebook and show them to you. But I'm not, so these shots of Jersey Shore are gonna have to do because, frankly, it's pretty much the same thing.
So, the thing is, I've never heard a guy say they like that crap. As a girl I honestly think it's a little disturbing (and I feel the same way about the fake orange males wearing Ed Hardy and trucker hats). It's trashy. Period. So, guys tell me they like girls who act like ladies. They say they like girls who can rock the natural look. They say all sorts of stuff, and then chase after girls who leave the house looking like, well... Check attached images. Then... then they get all over these girls like their the hottest things their poor horny selves have seen all year. I've seen it, and I know you have too.
I have three theories.
1. Boys are shallow. They think they like genuine girls because they like the idea of a genuine girl. They also don't quite understand how much of the Jersey chicks are fake.
2. They actually like genuine girls. However, the thing is that genuine girls take a little more work. The Jersey chicks are easy. What other kinda girl would put this out there? And, really, why go hard when you can go easy?
3. The Jersey chicks just know how to play they guys. They know when to smile, when to flash boob. And, oh yeah, they know how to flirt. Flirt like you'll get somewhere. They know how to make any boy feel like he really matters. Like sex is the biggest objective in their life. And, yeah. It probably is.
So tell me, guys. Why does this work on you? And girls, do you get it? Or are you a little bit Jersey yourself (in which case I do apologize).
Don't be surprised if this post only survives a week or two. I doubt I'm brave enough to risk the Jersey chicks in my life eventually stumbling across it.