Thursday, January 06, 2011

I Like Boys Who Wear Bandannas

It seems as though I think it's hot every time I see a guy rocking a bandanna.  At least in real life.  But I didn't just say that.  

Well researching this topic I discovered that online I can't like boys in bandannas.  First of all, "research" means, of course, that I was lurking Google images and Deviant Art looking for good looking males wearing bandannas.  Imagine my chagrin when I realized there were so many bad pictures of said topic, and virtually none worth showing my readers.

The idea started when I was watching this music video on Youtube.
Of course I soon remembered that I can't possibly admit to watching this band even if it's because it has this guy and I'm checking out this wrist bandanna.  I then started to think about how I could list off all the super cool ways of wearing them.  It wasn't long before I realized that I can't really do it without sounding like a douche.

I can't do it without sounding like some degree of hippi, redneck, punk or emo (whether or not I am has yet to be seen...).  I'll sound like I like smelly old bikers, highly image-conscious jerks, wanksters or illegal skater kids (whether or not I do is quite well established.  Negative, thank-you very much).

(colinhill)
(loudxmusic)
So, on Because or Why Not I formally find guys in bandannas a very large turn-off.  I also would never consider wearing one myself.  Nope.  Bandannas are not hot.  Bandannas are, in fact, unattractive.

I won't let on that I have checked out young guys wearing bandannas the right way (no do-rags please!).  I also, without a doubt, believe that good looking young women should consider it a serious strike against their self esteem if they've even considered wearing one of these trashy accessories.

Unless I actually meet you.  Then, maybe, we can talk about bandannas another time...

9 comments:

Riley Carson said...

You're secret is safe with me and the thousands of people on the blogosphere.

Kris said...

Haha! Why thank-you. I take it you're only taking a break from your own blog then? That would be incredibly difficult. Especially the stats and comments!

Tabs A. Geek said...

Yep, your secret is safe with the blogosphere :)

Angel1649 said...

I want to say that I've never been attracted to anyone wearing one, but sadly I have been. There is something oddly hot if worn by the right guy. Just sayin'!

Kris said...

Angela.... Hearts. You validate me, I'm glad I'm not the only one!

RSA Online said...

Oh god, do-rags *shudder*

Joe said...

I used to wear them during my hippie stage in high school (along with feathers, leaves, animal skins, and other various things in my hair), but looking at old picture, I sadly have to agree with you.

I still like feathers though.

RSA NT said...

Your story about Bandannas is really fabulous for all classes means for boys or girls or may be aged persons.

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