Me: You know, Uncle Ted, if you start making Jennifer listen to Mozart right now she'll be smart by time she's, like, twelve.
Uncle Ted: Maybe, but she'd be boring.
Me: [laughs...hard]
Yesterday I discovered an alley I didn't know about.
Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. Until then I'll whine about not having a place to stand.
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